Sunday, May 4, 2008

Self Explanitory Post

This post needs no introduction and should be very self explanitory. Enjoy!

CHOCOLATE IS A VEGETABLE

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans=vegetables.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are
plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus,
chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy
bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health
food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it
too slowly.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store
in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge
off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that
a balanced diet? Don’t they actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today.
That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn’t that handy?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You
can’t let that happen,
Can You?

4 comments:

Denise Felton said...

*snort laughing...and feeling vindicated*

Dianna said...

Hooray for Chocolate!!!
Thanks Diamond!!

*hands Diamond and Denise some fudge*

casserole said...

I love this!!! You know, I have a theory that chocolate can be represented by all major food groups. Chocolate covered cherries or strawberries are the fruits. You've covered the vegetable aspect. Chocolate cake - well, that's the bread part. Chocolate milk, your dairy. And Reese's cups or chocolate bars with peanuts cover the proteins. Yay, a healthy balanced diet that contains chocolate at every step!

TheTwistedPurl said...

I adore this! I must link it on my blog to yours for anyone who ever feels guilty. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you this weekend. Thank you so much for stopping by my booth. *hugs*